"Internet friendship is not real"
most-awkward-moments: Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
defranco: Dear packaging people who make plastic enclosures with no openings so I have to find scissors or a knife, Die. Sincerely, Philip DeFranco PS. To the people who package the scissors in plastic enclosures with no openings I hope you die of a million self inflicted hand cuts caused by stray knives, keys, and pens.